Extracurricular interests:
- Aspiring triathlete
- Sailing
- Pottery
- Guitar
- Interior design
- A budding interest in plants
- Longboard construction and woodworking
Extra-Extracurricular interests:
- Into vintage lever espresso machines, and proud owner of a 1974 Olympia Cremina (sans asbestos, of course).
- Ordained Dudeist priest. I can legally officiate weddings in the US. If you’d like to book me for your wedding, please feel free to reach out.
- Head Researcher of Margarita Machine Lounge Therapy at Vacation Inc. Check out our selection of luxury sunscreens today! And use my referral link!1
- Unofficial Toyota Prius landspeed record holder at Bonneville Speedway.
- Trying to get into Iceboat racing. Personal goal: become the fastest Iceboat racer to ever hail from Fresno, CA (a low bar, indeed).
- Did I mention I’m into espresso? I added a microcontroller to a cheap espresso machine to elevate it to the level of a $4,000 Decent.
- Arc browser enthusiast and “emo wanderer”—check it out using my sign up link so I can get cool icons!
Credentials:
Photograph of me shredding, circa 2009:
Mixtape:
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